My Travel Diary

by Varadinum 1.) You lose arguments with a garden hose. 2.) You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 3.) Job interfering with you're drinking. 4.) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. 5.) Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts. 6.) The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet lid. 7.) Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group. 8.) 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case - coincidence? 9.) Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! 10.) You can focus better with one eye closed. 11.) The parking lot seems to have moved somewhere else while you were in the bar. 12.) Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. 13.) Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! 14.) Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you 15.) At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..." 16.) Your idea of cutting back is less salt. 17.) The whole bar says 'Hi...

by Steve Hill This is a funny little story, if not a some what sad reflection on the state of today’s society, it is all about the months after the July terrorist bombings in London. Enjoy! The UK as a whole was saddened and frustrated by the terrorist attacks on the transport system of London. Many people died and many more were injured. The pictures of the smiling bombers entering the train station with their big back packs, is one that I shall never forget. The bombers were seemingly normal Asian men from England, how could they do this to their own country? More importantly for the British people was the fear that other people from an Asian background may be planning further atrocities. As in many of these types of cases it is the innocent young Asian men who have to deal with the after math of the extremists actions. In Britain, people became wary of anyone who looked remotely Muslim, especially if they had a back pack on. A well known and respected writer for the Telegraph news...