by Shahzad Ahmed
We always love to send it to our family and friends. We spend substantial money for sending them and our whole lifestyle is circulated around it. Eighty billion text messages were sent globally to different networks and services according to the latest survey and it costs money to use this service, where we rely so heavily upon.
You can send free SMS to your friends anywhere in Pakistan to any network, you may perhaps become speechless or astonished. Why not? In fact, you can avail this opportunity in Pakistan, you have not sign up just visit WEB 2 SMS at SMSRainbow.
SMSRainbow, is a web portal providing Free sending SMS to your friends and family and your loves one and lot of other services besides sending messages within Pakistan. Offering a unique solution to save money, SMS Rainbow seeks assistance from various advertisers to sponsor free SMS and free mobile contents for you. In the meantime, the concept of free SMS in Pakistan is getting widely popular.
Apart from this free sending SMS to Pakistan, SMSRaionbow has collection of Latest Mobile Text Messages & Jokes, Cool and Decent English, Hindi, Urdu SMS and collection of mobile wallpapers, mobile tips and mobile software. SMS Rainbow sends SMS of the month direct into the mail box the users who are registered there. In future, soon it will send the same right in the mobile inbox. Moreover, the portal offers lots of new offers from time to time enabling you participate in a lot of exciting stuff and also benefit your pocket by doing so.
Therefore, if you bog down after a really great beginning with your mobile phone in terms of payment and you must seek assistance from SMS Rainbow and wants to send free SMS and various other services to reduce your monthly phone bill.
About the Author
SMSRainbow has collection of Latest Mobile Text Messages & Jokes, Cool and Decent English, Hindi, Urdu SMS. You can also send sms viz Web 2 SMS. SMS Rainbow has also collection mobile wallpapers, mobile tips and mobile software.
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Friday, August 14, 2009
Not Things Is Impossible
Every one! Do you know on 7 August this year what had happened?
It's amazing!!!!!!! and came with a surprise!!!1!
Even me i do not know is true or not.
Wait and see
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Did you know that on 7 August 2009 at 12r 34minutes 56 seconds the time and the date would be 12:34:56 o7-08-09 so = 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9.
That will never happen in your life again!!!!!!!!!
Pass this to all your friends.
It's amazing!!!!!!! and came with a surprise!!!1!
Even me i do not know is true or not.
Wait and see
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Did you know that on 7 August 2009 at 12r 34minutes 56 seconds the time and the date would be 12:34:56 o7-08-09 so = 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9.
That will never happen in your life again!!!!!!!!!
Pass this to all your friends.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Joke Story
There are five men living together in a small house far from city. 1st man named " Crazy ", 2nd man named " Brain ", 3rd man named " Silly ", 4th man named " Who ", and the last man named " Nobody ".
One day at night, by accident Who killed Nobody. At that time Brain was taking bath, so immediately Crazy called to police station.
Is it police station?
Yes, can i help you?
Who have killed Nobody.
Are you Crazy?
Yes, I am.
Don't you have brain?
Of course i have but he is taking bath.
You are silly.
No Sir Silly is reading this joke.
One day at night, by accident Who killed Nobody. At that time Brain was taking bath, so immediately Crazy called to police station.
Is it police station?
Yes, can i help you?
Who have killed Nobody.
Are you Crazy?
Yes, I am.
Don't you have brain?
Of course i have but he is taking bath.
You are silly.
No Sir Silly is reading this joke.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
The Hypnotist Accident
by Rohan
The Hypnotist Accident The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased. A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town's people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting... "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor... "Shit" said the hypnotist. It took three weeks to clean up the town hall http://lalchatri.blogspot.com
About the Author
he is a blogger
The Hypnotist Accident The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased. A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town's people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting... "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor... "Shit" said the hypnotist. It took three weeks to clean up the town hall http://lalchatri.blogspot.com
About the Author
he is a blogger
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Do Not Panic I Am Not Islamic
by Steve Hill
This is a funny little story, if not a some what sad reflection on the state of todayĆ¢€™s society, it is all about the months after the July terrorist bombings in London. Enjoy!
The UK as a whole was saddened and frustrated by the terrorist attacks on the transport system of London. Many people died and many more were injured. The pictures of the smiling bombers entering the train station with their big back packs, is one that I shall never forget.
The bombers were seemingly normal Asian men from England, how could they do this to their own country? More importantly for the British people was the fear that other people from an Asian background may be planning further atrocities.
As in many of these types of cases it is the innocent young Asian men who have to deal with the after math of the extremists actions. In Britain, people became wary of anyone who looked remotely Muslim, especially if they had a back pack on.
A well known and respected writer for the Telegraph newspaper wrote an interesting article about one morning trip she had to her office. She was travelling on the Tube when an Asian man, with a back pack, boarded the train. Everybody from the packed carriage she was standing in moved to a different carriage, some even got off the train, leaving this man to sit all alone. The reporter stated that it was a surreal moment and that she felt sorry for the Asian man but that in reality he could have expected little less due to what happened.
Over the following few weeks Asian men started to leave their back packs at home until one of them had a novel idea. Let us remember that not all Asians are Muslims before I continue.
This person started to sell back packs to Asian men with the following message on, in big bright letters:
Do not freak, I am a Sikh.
Do not panic, I am not Islamic.
This certainly raised a smile on my face.
About the Author
Steve Hill is a webmaster from Birmingham, he has interests in a number of websites including: stuttering cheaper calls to mobiles DVD authoring
This is a funny little story, if not a some what sad reflection on the state of todayĆ¢€™s society, it is all about the months after the July terrorist bombings in London. Enjoy!
The UK as a whole was saddened and frustrated by the terrorist attacks on the transport system of London. Many people died and many more were injured. The pictures of the smiling bombers entering the train station with their big back packs, is one that I shall never forget.
The bombers were seemingly normal Asian men from England, how could they do this to their own country? More importantly for the British people was the fear that other people from an Asian background may be planning further atrocities.
As in many of these types of cases it is the innocent young Asian men who have to deal with the after math of the extremists actions. In Britain, people became wary of anyone who looked remotely Muslim, especially if they had a back pack on.
A well known and respected writer for the Telegraph newspaper wrote an interesting article about one morning trip she had to her office. She was travelling on the Tube when an Asian man, with a back pack, boarded the train. Everybody from the packed carriage she was standing in moved to a different carriage, some even got off the train, leaving this man to sit all alone. The reporter stated that it was a surreal moment and that she felt sorry for the Asian man but that in reality he could have expected little less due to what happened.
Over the following few weeks Asian men started to leave their back packs at home until one of them had a novel idea. Let us remember that not all Asians are Muslims before I continue.
This person started to sell back packs to Asian men with the following message on, in big bright letters:
Do not freak, I am a Sikh.
Do not panic, I am not Islamic.
This certainly raised a smile on my face.
About the Author
Steve Hill is a webmaster from Birmingham, he has interests in a number of websites including: stuttering cheaper calls to mobiles DVD authoring
Monday, January 14, 2008
The Perfect Girl
Today i have one joke want to tell for all of my friends.
A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married?
Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I've just never met the right woman... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."
"Oh, come on guy," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."
"Yes, there was one girl.. once. I guess she was the one perfect girl.. the only perfect girl I ever met. She was just right everything.. I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."
"Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend.
"She was looking for the perfect man," he said.
A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married?
Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I've just never met the right woman... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."
"Oh, come on guy," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."
"Yes, there was one girl.. once. I guess she was the one perfect girl.. the only perfect girl I ever met. She was just right everything.. I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."
"Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend.
"She was looking for the perfect man," he said.
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Happy With Joke
Mother teaches a daughter :
If men touch you, say DONT and if men kiss you, say STOP.
Oneday a man touch her and kiss her at a same time, so you know what she says???????
She says DONT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If men touch you, say DONT and if men kiss you, say STOP.
Oneday a man touch her and kiss her at a same time, so you know what she says???????
She says DONT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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