The Perfect Girl

Today i have one joke want to tell for all of my friends.

A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married?

Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I've just never met the right woman... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."

"Oh, come on guy," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."

"Yes, there was one girl.. once. I guess she was the one perfect girl.. the only perfect girl I ever met. She was just right everything.. I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."

"Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend.

"She was looking for the perfect man," he said.

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